February 14th is just around the corner, and you want to make it the best day ever for your one and only Fluffy. What can you possibly do to top last year? Here's what we recommend:

1.Have flowers delivered to Fluffy while you’re at work, make sure they’re good flowers, and by that I mean edible and tasting like meat. Might as well make them be meat flowers then. Is that a thing? If not, just roll up some ham and salami slices and tie together with string cheese or sausage casings and voila. If it’s too much work, just throw the meat slices and/or sausages at Fluffy and that’s good enough too.

2.Make dinner reservations well in advance. But if Jean-Georges, Momofuku, or Masa are already booked, just see #1 above.

3.Choose the perfect gift. It must be very expensive, and so unique that you can’t buy it anywhere. How else will Fluffy know you really love them? Like your grandmother’s antique ruby ring, or your great—grandfather’s Rolex. It’ll look nice on Fluffy’s collar, and if you really want to go the extra mile, bedazzle it with some real diamonds or emeralds. Sapphires will work too.

4.If you have to step out for the evening to spend time with someone else (though who could possibly be more worthy?), you can always leave Fluffy at the dogger HQ for an evening or a night. But book early! Their annual Valentine’s soiree fills up quickly and is full of hot canine singles.

5.Do not let St Valentine down on this, or else he will appear, be very angry at you, and will not give you a treat.