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Ladies and Gentlemen, Dogs and Puppies, I hope you are ready for the smackdown of the century!!

Coming in from the left, we have our heel: Trouble the Captain. Ready to defend his crown in the All Weight Tournament.

Coming in at a chungus amount of pounds, this Great North American Brown Dog is ready to play dirty to maintain his title.

But what’s this…coming in from the right…it couldn’t be…now dogs and puppies, this is a total surprise!

We have Earl “Good Boy” Markus coming into the ring! Weighing only a “smol” amount of pounds, less than a year old, Earl the Puppy is coming to shake up this competition. A true underdog, dogs and puppies!

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Well folks, it was a hard won battle, but Earl “Good Boy” Markus has come out on top to win this month’s…drum roll please… *drum roll*...DOG OF THE MONTH FOR JUNE!! LET’S HEAR IT FOR EARL EVERYONE!!