You may not know this but today is the holiest dog day of the year.

It is the day when all good dog souls come together as a family and celebrate the disposal of all the world's Christmas trees onto the curb. It is a wondrous time of urination, scent marking, and overall expunging. The sheer volume of trees is just incredible and truly a magical experience and reason to celebrate. May all your disposed Christmas trees be on the curb and ready to be peed on!